Hi, I'm Evan Touhy! I'm a high school teacher turned copywriter who's been described by teenagers as “Mr. Sweater” and also “Jake Gyllenhaal if he were uglier."  What my students don't know is that my great-great-uncle was Roger Touhy: a gangster, mob boss, bootlegger, and rival of Al Capone. I’d hate for them to be scared of a man they so clearly adore and praise!